Professor Lyra Heartstrings, Associate Professor of Biology at the Equestria Academy of Magic.
I can also be contacted through skype under "professorlyra"
novaeramdm asked: So, Professor, may I hear you opine on the topic of Competitive Eating? As a side note, do you fair Equestrians have a similar sport?
I’m not that big an eater, so I really don’t care for competitive eating. If I did, I’d have a problem with the fact that most of those competitions are normally junk that can be easily mass-produced, which I’m really not interested in putting inside me at large quantities.
But of course we have eating contests in Equestria. Every civilization that has an abundance of food has one- it’s a show of success and power.
That feeling when people are saying how sad they are to see their favorite anime finish on Toonami and you’re just thinking “I watched that subbed months ago…”
Specifically referring to Samurai 7.
Hell, I kind of use Toonami as a checklist for my anime. Whatever they’re running, I’ll watch online subbed.
I personally find it worse when you talk about an anime and have to deal with the blank look because the person you’re talking to doesn’t understand that there are series that exist outside of cable.
I don’t know why, but just looking at this makes my legs feel weak. It’s like I can feel the fluffiness inside me…
This specimen may be a fearsome force indeed.
krosis-the-changling asked: Professor? Taking into account, the theory that the full skeletons of Alicorns are in fact made of alicorn, wouldn't it be theoretically possible to kill one with something that consumes magic?
It would be possible, logically. That said, you have to find something to do that, and get to them first.
I am currently searching for an appropriate string of profanities to deal with this. So far, I haven’t found anything that doesn’t suit without also summoning and antagonizing deep ones.
(via finalfantasythings)
Relationship advice: Always remember the moment you became a couple. That is your baseline for what you do with your relationship. If you start dating with, oh say, rescuing her from the depths of space, you’re going to have a hard time keeping that excitement up.
Stick to something simple like a nice walk or apple picking. Then you won’t have to worry about living up to anything serious.
Announcing an essay contest: “I like being evil because” in 25 words or less.
I can do this in zero words. “I like being evil because.” is reason enough.
…Princess Celestia and her top student, Twilight, were just throwing around evil magic left and right.
I’m going to go somewhere and drink heavily while I think about my life.
